Apr 2009: Moved out of Avon Close, posted keys back to landlady via recorded delivery, Royal Mail "is sorry, but we appear to have misplaced your post". Takes 5 months to get my deposit back.
Jul 2010: Buy an iPod on eBay, seller posts it using guaranteed special delivery by Saturday 1pm, which is super important because I'm flying to Crete the next day. It doesn't turn up.
Two out of two, cunts.
