Hello. How are you? Do you need any help packing today? Please remember to put your heavy items at the bottom of the bag, and the light items at the top. This will prevent you crushing your shopping. Bleep. Bluh bluh bluh bleep. Bleep bluh bleep. That's x pounds and y pence please. Do you have any smaller change? Do you have a Nectar card? Do you forget who I am the minute you exit the supermarket? Do you see a highly intelligent Masters student serving you or a kid wasting away the prime of his life?
Checkoutlisting for 01-Sep-06 to 31-Oct-06:
Qty 1 DIGNITY Reduced Price Was 9999.99 Now 0.02
Qty 1 HOPE Reduced Price Was 9999.99 Now 0.02
Qty 1 SELF WORTH Reduced Price Was 9999.99 Now 0.02
Qty 1 HOLLOW INNER CAVE 149.99
Qty 1 FUTILITY 149.99
Qty 1 MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE 0.00 **BUY ONE GET ONE FREE**
TOTAL 6 ITEMS
TOTAL 300.04
TODAY YOU SAVED 29999.91
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING HERE
DO NOT FORGET TO COME BACK SOON
SO YOU CAN SELL YOUR SOUL TO OUR SHAREHOLDERS & INVESTORS
LORD SAINSBURY THANKS YOU
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