"The new supercasino in Manchester will create an underclass of compulsive gamblers unable to control their addiction."
Funny, I thought we all had free will.
"Help us find Madeleine! Lynch a paedophile today!"
Of course, nobody has bothered to point out the idiocy of the girl's parents in leaving an infant unattended.
"The Home Secretary confirmed that there is a prison overcrowding crisis." "The retiring Chief Justice thinks sending criminals to prison is wrong."
It would just be too easy to build more prisons, wouldn't it?
"Channel 4 chief executive Andy Duncan should resign over the racism shown towards Shilpa Shetty."
What did Mr Duncan ever do wrong?
"Most people would rather accept an upgraded job title than a pay rise. There have been instances where public toilet cleaners are now known as general sanitation technicians."
But they still clean shit stains out the bowl, right?
"The Government insists that nuclear power is the future. All but one of the UK's nuclear power stations will close by 2023 with no more planned."
Applause.
"Conservative leader David Cameron wants more ethnic minorities and women to represent the party."
So if you're white, middle class and can do a better job than a blind Bengalese lesbian, you're completely fucked.
Funny, I thought we all had free will.
"Help us find Madeleine! Lynch a paedophile today!"
Of course, nobody has bothered to point out the idiocy of the girl's parents in leaving an infant unattended.
"The Home Secretary confirmed that there is a prison overcrowding crisis." "The retiring Chief Justice thinks sending criminals to prison is wrong."
It would just be too easy to build more prisons, wouldn't it?
"Channel 4 chief executive Andy Duncan should resign over the racism shown towards Shilpa Shetty."
What did Mr Duncan ever do wrong?
"Most people would rather accept an upgraded job title than a pay rise. There have been instances where public toilet cleaners are now known as general sanitation technicians."
But they still clean shit stains out the bowl, right?
"The Government insists that nuclear power is the future. All but one of the UK's nuclear power stations will close by 2023 with no more planned."
Applause.
"Conservative leader David Cameron wants more ethnic minorities and women to represent the party."
So if you're white, middle class and can do a better job than a blind Bengalese lesbian, you're completely fucked.
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