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Amusingly, I found this lying around my computer after I left Leeds. I'm bored like I was when I made this list, and here it is:

PLACE YOUR BETS…

GAMBLING

BOB TO GO TO THE CASINO IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS 1/20

BOB TO GAMBLE ON GAMBLING 1/100

BOB TO LOSE ALL HIS MONEY ONCE AT THE CASINO 1/10

JAMIE TO LOSE ALL HIS MONEY ONCE ON WILLIAM HILL 1/2

ANYONE ELSE TO GO TO THE CASINO IN THE NEXT 12 HOURS 75/1

ANYONE ELSE TO LOSE ALL THEIR MONEY IF THEY GO TO CASINO 500/1

AROUND THE HOUSE

BROWN BATHROOM SHOWER TO FUCK UP 9/1

BARRY TO HISS AT SOMEONE EVS

ANYONE TO MAKE KIEVS FOR DINNER 4/9

JAMIE TO PLAY A GREEN DAY SONG ON HIS COMPUTER 1/5

BEN TO SAY ‘YOU FOOKIN GAY’ ON ANY DAY THIS WEEK 1/20

ONE HAMSTER TO DIE BEFORE JAMIE LEAVES HOUSE 6/1

BOTH HAMSTERS TO DIE BEFORE JAMIE LEAVES HOUSE 40/1

KITCHEN FLOOR TO TURN NEW SHADE OF BLACK 1/3

RESITS

BOB TO FAIL ALL HIS RESITS 4/1

BOB TO FAIL ANY ONE OF HIS RESITS 1/10

BOOZE

WHO WILL GET WASTED FIRST ON THE NEXT NIGHT OUT? :-

BOB 1/30

JAMIE 2/1

DAN 4/1

BEN 6/1

PULLING

WHO WILL PULL ON THE NEXT NIGHT OUT? :-

BOB 300/1

JAMIE 40/1

DAN 80/1

BEN 40/1

BILLS

1 PERSON DOES NOT PAY PHONE BILL IN FIRST WEEK 1/5

2 PEOPLE DO NOT PAY PHONE BILL IN FIRST WEEK EVS

3+ PEOPLE DO NOT PAY PHONE BILL IN FIRST WEEK 5/2

RENT

WHO WILL GET EVICTED FIRST FOR NON-PAYMENT OF RENT? :-

SAAR 1/500

ANYONE ELSE 250/1