unfettered ramblings of an insomniac proved disastrous for the magazine's popularity ratings

I'm a boomerang in the Outback
Keep your throwing arm steady so I get home
I'm a vampire bat out in Shanghai
Haven't eaten food for days
I've ordered a Chinese takeaway
I show more than I hide
I care more than I cry
I'm a phonograph baby, my wires are live
And I'm in criss cross

Fine, fine, I feel fine.

I'm a fortune cookie
Full of cheap advice
I'm a suicide rookie
Blowing last call.
I show more than I hide
Care more than I can cry
I'm a phonograph baby
My wires are live
And I'm in criss cross

Fine, fine, I feel fine.